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At Bite Me Baby, quality is at the heart of everything we do. We believe that great food starts with carefully selected ingredients, attention to detail, and a passion for creating something truly special. Every item on our menu is designed to deliver the perfect balance of flavor, freshness, and quality.



🥑SIGNATURE TARTINES  🥑

🥑SIGNATURE TARTINES 🥑

Every tartine is served on freshly baked sourdough bread, with gluten-free and high-protein bread options available. Each is topped with colourful, premium, organic ingredients, creating a vibrant combination of flavours inspired by European cuisine.



🥪🥑 Fit Me Baby

Avocado, hard-boiled egg, beef tomatoes and watercress 💪 Protein ~24g Allergens: egg

£10

vegetarian
vegetarian

Extra toppings

Avocado

£1

Basil

£0.50

Pastrami

£1.50
🥪🥑 Fit Me Baby

🥪🐟 The Salmon Strategy

Smoked salmon, cream cheese, and a heavy-handed flourish of fresh dill 💪 Protein ~26g Allergens: milk, fish

£10

fish
fish

Extra toppings

Avocado

£1

Basil

£0.50

Pastrami

£1.50
 🥪🐟 The Salmon Strategy

🥪🐶 Bite Me Italy

Creamy mozzarella, fresh basil leaves, vibrant pesto, and sweet tomatoes ​ 💪 Protein ~26g Allergens: milk

£10

vegetarian
vegetarian

Extra toppings

Avocado

£1

Basil

£0.50

Pastrami

£1.50
🥪🐶 Bite Me Italy

​ 🥩🐶Guinness’ Big Dream

Gourmet beef Pastrami, onion chutney, red jalapeno, crispy onions, watercress and garlic flakes 💪 Protein ~31g

£10

spicy
spicy

Extra toppings

Avocado

£1

Basil

£0.50

Pastrami

£1.50
​  🥩🐶Guinness’ Big Dream

🐾🥪 The Chihuahua Club

Sliced chicken breast, fresh tomato, lettuce, Cheddar cheese and garlic mayo 💪 Protein ~34g Allergens: milk

£10

classic
classic

Extra toppings

Avocado

£1

Basil

£0.50

Pastrami

£1.50
🐾🥪 The Chihuahua Club

📝🐟 Sir Napoleon’s Swim

Crispy fish goujons, house-made tartare sauce, gherkins, potatoes sticks and capers 💪 Protein ~28g Allergens: mustard, egg, milk, fish

£10

fish
fish

Extra toppings

Avocado

£1

Basil

£0.50

Pastrami

£1.50
📝🐟 Sir Napoleon’s Swim

🥪🧀 Swiss Doggy Kiss

Sliced Swiss cheese layered with thick-cut ham, English butter, and a sprinkle of fresh chives 💪 Protein ~27g Allergens: milk

£10

pork
pork

Extra toppings

Avocado

£1

Basil

£0.50

Pastrami

£1.50
🥪🧀 Swiss Doggy Kiss

🐾🧀 Brie Mine, Baby

Melted Brie, Serano ham, onion chutney, and fresh watercress 💪 Protein ~28g Allergens: milk

£10

pork
pork

Extra toppings

Avocado

£1

Basil

£0.50

Pastrami

£1.50
🐾🧀 Brie Mine, Baby

🐾🌱 The Vegan Pawprint

Smashed avocado, beef tomatoes, tofu, and super seeds 💪 Protein ~20g Allergens: soya

£10

vegan
vegan

Extra toppings

Avocado

£1

Basil

£0.50

Pastrami

£1.50
🐾🌱 The Vegan Pawprint

🐟🐟Bite Me Boost

Packed with yellowfin tuna, eggs, cream cheese, red jalapeño, and chives 💪 Protein ~31g Allergens: milk, fish, egg

£10

fish
fish

Extra toppings

Avocado

£1

Basil

£0.50

Pastrami

£1.50
🐟🐟Bite Me Boost



☕Drinks Menu

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Iced Long Black ☕🥤

Expertly brewed from carefully selected beans, our coffee delivers a rich, aromatic experience in every cup.

£4

milk

Coconut milk

Almond milk

Oat milk GLUTEN FREE

Iced Long Black ☕🥤

Iced Latte ☕🥤

£4

milk

Coconut milk

Almond milk

Oat milk GLUTEN FREE

Iced Latte ☕🥤

Iced Matcha Latte ☕🥤

£4

milk

Coconut milk

Almond milk

Oat milk GLUTEN FREE

Iced Matcha Latte ☕🥤

Iced Chai Latte ☕🥤

£4

milk

Coconut milk

Almond milk

Oat milk GLUTEN FREE

Iced Chai Latte ☕🥤

Iced Turmeric Latte ☕🥤

£4

milk

Coconut milk

Almond milk

Oat milk GLUTEN FREE

Iced Turmeric Latte ☕🥤

Iced Ube Latte ☕🥤

£4

milk

Coconut milk

Almond milk

Oat milk GLUTEN FREE

Iced Ube Latte ☕🥤

Iced dragonfruit Latte ☕🥤

£4

milk

Coconut milk

Almond milk

Oat milk GLUTEN FREE

Iced dragonfruit Latte ☕🥤

Traces Savignon Blanc 🍇

🍇 Fresh, crisp Sauvignon Blanc with bright citrus and tropical notes. **Low in sugar and carbs**, light and beautifully refreshing. 🍇

£12

Traces Savignon Blanc 🍇

Traces Merlot 🍷

🍇 Smooth and rich Merlot with juicy dark berry and plum notes. **Low in sugar and carbs**, soft, balanced and easy to drink. 🍷

£12

Traces Merlot   🍷

Traces Rose 🍇

🍇 Fresh and delicate Rosé with juicy red berry and subtle floral notes. Low in sugar and carbs, light, crisp and refreshing. 🌸

£12

Traces Rose 🍇

Skinny Witch Prosecco 🥂

🥂 Light and beautifully bubbly Prosecco with crisp citrus, green apple and delicate floral notes. Low in sugar and carbs, fresh, elegant and refreshing. ✨

£10

Skinny Witch Prosecco 🥂

Skinny Witch Rose Prosecco 🌸

🌸🥂 Fresh and bubbly Rosé Prosecco with juicy strawberry, raspberry and delicate floral notes. Low in sugar and carbs, light, crisp and beautifully refreshing. ✨

£12

Skinny Witch Rose Prosecco 🌸

Lowcal Lager 🍺

🍺 Light, crisp and refreshing lager with a clean, smooth finish. Low in calories and carbs, perfect for an easy, guilt-free sip. ✨

£6

Lowcal Lager 🍺

Lowcal IPA 🍺

🍺 Fresh and hoppy IPA with bright citrus notes and a smooth, crisp finish. **Full of flavour and perfectly refreshing.** ✨

£6

Lowcal IPA 🍺

Apple Crumble 🍎

🍎 Apple Crumble — Vanilla vodka shaken with crisp apple juice and warming cinnamon. Sweet, smooth and cosy — like apple crumble in a glass. ✨

£13

Apple Crumble 🍎

Wild Wild Berry 🍓

🍓 Wild Wild Berry — Vodka with wild strawberry syrup, raspberry & hibiscus kombucha and a fresh squeeze of lime. Fruity, floral, lightly sparkling and refreshingly wild. 🌺✨

£13

Wild Wild Berry 🍓

Açaí Royale 🥂

Açaí Royale — Açaí liqueur topped with bubbly Prosecco and fresh berries. Fruity, vibrant and sparkling with a delicious berry finish. 🥂✨

£13

Açaí Royale 🥂

Ube Affogato 💜

💜 Ube Affogato — Vanilla ice cream topped with warm, velvety ube. Sweet, nutty and deliciously indulgent. 🍨✨

£6

Ube Affogato 💜

Matcha Affogato 💚

💚 Matcha Affogato — Vanilla ice cream topped with warm, velvety matcha. Smooth, earthy and perfectly sweet. 🍵🍨

£6

Matcha Affogato 💚

Dragon fruit Affogato 💗

💗 Dragon fruit Affogato — Vegan vanilla ice cream topped with warm, vibrant dragonfruit. Fruity, creamy and beautifully refreshing. 🌱🍨✨

£6

Dragon fruit Affogato 💗

House Passion fruit Lemonade💛

💛 House Passion fruit Lemonade — Refreshing passionfruit lemonade with juicy seeds, served over ice and topped with fresh passionfruit. Tropical, tangy & seriously refreshing. 🌿✨

£5

House Passion fruit Lemonade💛

Wild Strawberry Lemonade🍓

Wild Strawberry Lemonade — Refreshing lemonade bursting with sweet wild strawberry flavour. Fruity, tangy & perfectly refreshing. 🍓✨

£5

Wild Strawberry Lemonade🍓

Coconut & Lime Lemonade 🥥

🥥🍋‍🟩 Coconut & Lime Lemonade — Tropical coconut with a fresh zing of lime. Light, zesty & seriously refreshing. 🌴✨

£5

Coconut & Lime Lemonade 🥥

Blood Orange Lemonade 🍊

🍊 Blood Orange Lemonade — Zesty blood orange with a refreshing citrus kick. Bright, fruity & perfectly tangy. 🧡✨

£5

Blood Orange Lemonade 🍊

Vanilla Protein Milkshake 🥛

🥛✨ Creamy vanilla protein milkshake blended with your choice of milk and ice 🧊💪 Smooth, refreshing & packed with protein 🤍

£6

Vanilla Protein Milkshake 🥛

Chocolate Protein Milkshake 🍫

🍫🥛 Rich & creamy chocolate protein milkshake blended with your choice of milk and ice 🧊💪 Smooth, chocolatey & packed with protein 🤎

£6

Chocolate Protein Milkshake 🍫



Chichi' Sweet Bite

A curated selection of our finest pastries - from buttery croissants to rich, flaky cruffins. Pure indulgence in every bite. Ask us for more details about our full pastry range.



Chocolate chip cookie 🍪

Thick, buttery and generously studded with premium Belgian chocolate. Soft-baked for a molten centre and a delicate caramelised edge. Allergens: gluten, milk, egg

£4

Chocolate chip cookie 🍪

Low carb - organic - spelt croissant 🥐

A lighter take on a classic. Our low-carb croissant is made with organic spelt flour, carefully laminated for a crisp golden exterior and a soft, buttery centre. Delicate, wholesome, and perfectly balanced—without the heaviness. Allergens: gluten, milk, egg

£4

Pastry extra

Strawberry jam

£2

Raspberry jam

£2

Chocolate spread

£2
Low carb - organic - spelt croissant 🥐

Spelt & Quinoa Large Scone 🥐

A generously sized scone made with organic spelt flour and nutty quinoa. Lightly crumbly on the outside, soft and satisfying inside, with a wholesome, naturally rich flavour. Perfect on its own or with a little butter. Allergens: gluten, milk, egg, nuts (almonds)

£4

Pastry extra

Strawberry jam

£2

Raspberry jam

£2

Chocolate spread

£2
Spelt & Quinoa Large Scone 🥐

Spelt Hazelnut & Banana Muffin 🍌🌰

A moist, wholesome muffin made with organic spelt flour, ripe bananas, and crunchy hazelnuts. Naturally sweet, nutty, and perfect for a satisfying snack. Allergens: gluten, milk, egg, nuts

£4

Pastry extra

Strawberry jam

£2

Raspberry jam

£2

Chocolate spread

£2
Spelt Hazelnut & Banana Muffin 🍌🌰

Homemade Keto Ube Cheesecake 🍰💜

Our homemade keto ube cheesecake combines creamy texture with delicate purple yam flavour, made sugar-free and low-carb. Allergens: milk, egg

£5

Pastry extra

Strawberry jam

£2

Raspberry jam

£2

Chocolate spread

£2
Homemade Keto Ube Cheesecake 🍰💜

Keto Ube Cake🍰

A soft and moist keto cake made with almond flour, eggs, natural vanilla, and ube. The cake is layered with creamy mascarpone. Low in sugar and carbs, with a light texture and rich homemade flavour — perfect for a guilt-free treat. ~6g carbs Allergens: milk, egg, nuts (almonds)

£5

Keto Ube Cake🍰

Dark chocolate brownie 🌰🍰GLUTEN FREE

Indulge in our gluten-free dark chocolate brownie, rich and deeply fudgy, topped with tart raspberries, crunchy super seeds, and roasted hazelnuts. A perfect balance of bold chocolate flavour and natural sweetness in every bite. Allergens: milk, egg, nuts

£5

Dark chocolate brownie 🌰🍰GLUTEN FREE

Chocolate Torte🍰🍰 VEGAN, GLUTEN FREE

Our gluten-free vegan chocolate fudge is irresistibly smooth and rich, made with high-quality cocoa for a deep, indulgent flavour. Naturally dairy-free and perfectly balanced, it melts in your mouth with every bite. Allergens: soya

£5

Chocolate Torte🍰🍰 VEGAN, GLUTEN FREE

Apple Pie 🥧

🥧 Apple Pie — Spiced apple pie served with a scoop of smooth vanilla ice cream. Sweet, cosy and perfectly comforting. 🍎🌱✨ Allergens: gluten, soya, sulphites

£6

Apple Pie 🥧



New!!! *Paw-some Smoothies 🐾🍓🥥

Fresh, fun smoothies. Perfect for a joyful boost!



Napoleon’s Pink Power Smoothie 🍓🥥✨

A vibrant blend of strawberries, raspberries, blackcurrants, dragon fruit and creamy milk. Fruity, fresh, and full of pink-powered energy!

£7

Smoothie base

Regular milk

Coconut milk

Almond milk

Napoleon’s Pink Power Smoothie 🍓🥥✨

Guinness’ Smooth Criminal Smoothie 🍌🥑🍫🥥✨

A creamy blend of banana, avocado, dark chocolate, and milk. Smooth, rich, and decadently delicious—guilt-free indulgence in every sip!

£7

Smoothie base

Regular milk

Coconut milk

Almond milk

Guinness’ Smooth Criminal Smoothie 🍌🥑🍫🥥✨

Guinness' Paradise Punch🍌🍌🍌

🍌 Date & Almond Smoothie — Creamy banana blended with sweet dates and smooth almond butter. Naturally sweet, rich and deliciously satisfying. 🤎✨ Allergens: nuts (almonds)

£7

milk

Coconut milk

Almond milk

Oat milk GLUTEN FREE

Guinness' Paradise Punch🍌🍌🍌

Napoleon's Wild Side🥑🍓 🥑

🥑🍓 Wild Green Smoothie — Creamy avocado blended with wild strawberry and zesty blood orange. Fresh, fruity and beautifully refreshing. 🍊🌿

£7

milk

Coconut milk

Almond milk

Oat milk GLUTEN FREE

Napoleon's Wild Side🥑🍓 🥑



New!!! Fruity Crunch Granola 🍓🫐🌿

Crunchy, nutty, and lightly sweetened—our signature granola is perfect on its own or as the base for your favorite bowls.



Guinness’ Berry Crunch 🍌🍓🫐🌿

Creamy coconut yogurt layered with our house granola, banana, raspberry compote, blueberries, and a hint of fresh mint. Crunchy, fruity, and totally paw-some! GLUTEN FREE

£9

Pastry extra

Strawberry jam

£2

Raspberry jam

£2

Chocolate spread

£2
Guinness’ Berry Crunch 🍌🍓🫐🌿

Açai bowl 🥥🌿🥥

Açaí pot topped with gluten-free granola, berry compote, coconut shavings, fresh banana, and a hint of mint.

£9

Açai bowl  🥥🌿🥥

House Overnight Oats 🥣

🥣 House Overnight Oats — Creamy oats soaked overnight in oat milk, topped with banana, berry compote, almond butter, coconut shavings and baby mint. Naturally sweet, nourishing and delicious. 🌱✨ Allergens: nuts (almonds)

£8

House Overnight Oats 🥣



Guinness’ & Napoleon’s Farm Market 🐾🌿

Guinness’ & Napoleon’s Farm Market 🐾🌿

Inspired by the charm of a local farm market, this range celebrates fresh ingredients, quality produce, and comforting flavours.



Oat Milk 🌾🥛GLUTEN FREE

Smooth, creamy oat milk with a naturally mild sweetness.

£4

Oat Milk 🌾🥛GLUTEN FREE

Soy Milk🥛✨

Barista-style soy milk – perfect for coffee, lattes, and creamy treats.

£4

Soy Milk🥛✨

Coconut Milk 🥥

Creamy coconut milk with a naturally tropical flavour.

£4

Coconut Milk 🥥

Almond Milk 🌰

Barista-style almond milk – perfect for lattes, cappuccinos, and creamy drinks.

£4

Almond Milk 🌰

48h Fermented Sourdough 🥖 500g

Handcrafted 48-hour sourdough – naturally fermented for a rich taste and perfect texture. Sliced 500g

£7

48h Fermented Sourdough 🥖 500g

House Granola 🍌🥥🍒✨ 250g

House granola packed with dried banana, cranberries, shaved coconut, and sweet dates. Crunchy, fruity, and naturally wholesome! 250g GLUTEN FREE

£8

House Granola 🍌🥥🍒✨ 250g



Bite Me Baby Essentials 🍵🥣

Bite Me Baby Essentials 🍵🥣



Thermal food jar by Bite Me Baby🥣

Meet our thermal food jar by Bite Me Baby – stylish, practical and ready for anything 🍵🥣 This sleek green insulated pot is designed to keep your food hot or cold for hours. Perfect for: • 🥣 Warm soups on chilly days • 🌾 Fresh, crunchy granola on the go • 🍲 Stews, porridge, or overnight oats • 🥗 Yogurt, fruit bowls, and healthy lunches

£15.99

Thermal food jar by Bite Me Baby🥣

Thermal food jar by Bite Me Baby🥣

Meet our thermal food jar by Bite Me Baby – stylish, practical and ready for anything 🍵🥣 This sleek green insulated pot is designed to keep your food hot or cold for hours. Perfect for: • 🥣 Warm soups on chilly days • 🌾 Fresh, crunchy granola on the go • 🍲 Stews, porridge, or overnight oats • 🥗 Yogurt, fruit bowls, and healthy lunches

£15.99

Thermal food jar by Bite Me Baby🥣

Bite Me Baby Thermal Coffee Cup ☕✨

Minimal, elegant and designed for life on the go. This double-wall insulated cup keeps your coffee hot and your iced drinks cold for hours. Perfect for busy mornings, market days, gym runs or office life.

£14.99

Bite Me Baby Thermal Coffee Cup ☕✨

Bite Me Baby Thermal Coffee Cup ☕✨

Minimal, elegant and designed for life on the go. This double-wall insulated cup keeps your coffee hot and your iced drinks cold for hours. Perfect for busy mornings, market days, gym runs or office life.

£14.99

Bite Me Baby Thermal Coffee Cup ☕✨

Bite Me Baby Water Bottle 💧

Designed for busy days, gym sessions, food truck shifts and city life. Lightweight, durable and easy to carry, this bottle keeps you refreshed wherever you go.

£13.99

Bite Me Baby Water Bottle 💧

Bite Me Baby Water Bottle 💧

Designed for busy days, gym sessions, food truck shifts and city life. Lightweight, durable and easy to carry, this bottle keeps you refreshed wherever you go.

£13.99

Bite Me Baby Water Bottle 💧

Bite Me Baby Water Bottle 💧

Designed for busy days, gym sessions, food truck shifts and city life. Lightweight, durable and easy to carry, this bottle keeps you refreshed wherever you go.

£13.99

Bite Me Baby Water Bottle 💧

Meet the Bite Me Baby Shopping Bag – stylish, strong and planet- friendly😍

Featuring our iconic, stylish Chihuahua artwork, this bag is not just practical – it’s a statement. Cute, bold and full of Bite Me Baby attitude.

£23.99

Meet the Bite Me Baby Shopping Bag – stylish, strong and planet- friendly😍

Meet the Bite Me Baby Shopping Bag – stylish, strong and planet- friendly😍

Featuring our iconic, stylish Chihuahua artwork, this bag is not just practical – it’s a statement. Cute, bold and full of Bite Me Baby attitude.

£23.99

Meet the Bite Me Baby Shopping Bag – stylish, strong and planet- friendly😍

Meet the Bite Me Baby Shopping Bag – stylish, strong and planet- friendly😍

Featuring our iconic, stylish Chihuahua artwork, this bag is not just practical – it’s a statement. Cute, bold and full of Bite Me Baby attitude.

£25.99

Meet the Bite Me Baby Shopping Bag – stylish, strong and planet- friendly😍

Meet the Bite Me Baby Shopping Bag – stylish, strong and planet- friendly😍

Featuring our iconic, stylish Chihuahua artwork, this bag is not just practical – it’s a statement. Cute, bold and full of Bite Me Baby attitude.

£23.99

Meet the Bite Me Baby Shopping Bag – stylish, strong and planet- friendly😍

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